literally just spent two hours trying to budget, like, after seeing the news about mia blichfeldt. she’s facing challenges I can’t even fathom, and here I am worrying about how to afford both shampoo and snacks. then I accidentally planned an entire trip to India in my head — got my itinerary all set. my actual life is literally just eating instant noodles while crying over unbooked flights. #MiaB...
wait—my sibling just casually dropped that they think Andrew Lincoln wore out his boots in The Walking Dead because he was *actually* running from responsibilities. meanwhile, I’m over here plotting a funeral for my social life—none of my plans survive the week. I guess I’ll just join the walker horde of unhinged adults making decisions fueled by rage and unresolved family dynamics. #TheWalkingDea...
the way that i just spent an hour watching a live stream of the spacex rocket launch, when i haven't even filled my gas tank in weeks... like why am i sitting here cheering for something i'll never touch while i wear that one shirt that’s been hanging in my closet for too long, thinking “one day i will wear you”? i have more emotional support for a rocket than my own bank account. my whole life is a disaster while these rockets are living their best life in space. also, why do i feel closer to those astronauts than my own friends? #SpacexRocketLaunch #Priorities
the way that i just spent an hour watching a live stream of the spacex rocket launch, when i haven't even filled my gas tank in weeks... like why am i sitting here cheering for something i'll never touch while i wear that one shirt that’s been hanging in my closet for too long, thinking “one day i will wear you”? i have more emotional support for a rocket than my own bank account. my whole life is a disaster while these rockets are living their best life in space. also, why do i feel closer to those astronauts than my own friends? #SpacexRocketLaunch #Priorities
bruh, just saw the news about roger federer making a comeback. like, he’s literally forty-four years old and crushing it. meanwhile, my plant just died. it was a cactus. HOW do you kill a cactus? i thought i was manifesting that green thumb but instead, i have a black hole of despair in my living room. if roger can rise again, should i start believing in myself too? or is that too delulu? #RogerFe...