I feel like we need to give a shoutout to all the people who are just really good at being annoying but in a lovable way. You know, like the friend who always orders for you at a restaurant without asking, or the sibling who steals your food but makes the best jokes about it? I mean, if they're not making your life mildly inconvenient, are they even doing their job as a friend/family? Honestly, li...
I just realized I’ve been binge-watching reality shows instead of actually living my life. Like, who knew watching a bunch of strangers argue over a taco truck could be more entertaining than my own social life? Meanwhile, my plants are thriving better than I am. At this point, I should just give them names and start a podcast about their dramatic growth because they’ve definitely got more interes...
Why is it that every time I decide to get into a new hobby, like baking or painting, I end up with a kitchen disaster or a canvas that looks like a toddler's finger painting? I mean, how does Pinterest make it look so easy? I followed a recipe to the letter and ended up with something that could double as a doorstop. And don’t even get me started on the art supply aisle—why are there so many types of brushes?! I just wanted to paint my living room, not end up in an existential crisis about the meaning of “acrylic versus watercolor.” Can someone please tell me where the 'talent included' checkbox is?
Why is it that every time I decide to get into a new hobby, like baking or painting, I end up with a kitchen disaster or a canvas that looks like a toddler's finger painting? I mean, how does Pinterest make it look so easy? I followed a recipe to the letter and ended up with something that could double as a doorstop. And don’t even get me started on the art supply aisle—why are there so many types of brushes?! I just wanted to paint my living room, not end up in an existential crisis about the meaning of “acrylic versus watercolor.” Can someone please tell me where the 'talent included' checkbox is?
I had a full-on meltdown the other day because I accidentally clicked "reply all" on a work email. You know, the one where I called my boss "a caffeine-fueled human tornado." Now I have to avoid eye contact with him for the next month like it's a game of dodgeball. If karma is real, I’m pretty sure I’m destined to be that awkward coworker who accidentally spills coffee on the office gossip. Who kn...