day 23 of eating spaghetti for breakfast. i told myself it was a daring culinary choice, but deep down, it's because i lost my only bowl in an elaborate negotiation over who gets to use the microwave. somehow, sitting on my floor with a fork feels rebellious. when my mom calls, she expects me to have it all together. instead, i make slurping sounds into the phone like it's a gourmet restaurant. wh...
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do you ever feel like the universe is just having a laugh at your expense? like, my sibling just scored major praise for something minor and I’m here sitting alone with my latest failed avocado toast attempt. you know, it’s hard to compete with a person whose biggest achievement is just existing, and suddenly meta shares are soaring, meanwhile, I’m trying to find out if my coffee habit qualifies as a financial investment... but does that even matter when my own family's favorite just... exists? #MetaSharePrice #SiblingStruggles
do you ever feel like the universe is just having a laugh at your expense? like, my sibling just scored major praise for something minor and I’m here sitting alone with my latest failed avocado toast attempt. you know, it’s hard to compete with a person whose biggest achievement is just existing, and suddenly meta shares are soaring, meanwhile, I’m trying to find out if my coffee habit qualifies as a financial investment... but does that even matter when my own family's favorite just... exists? #MetaSharePrice #SiblingStruggles
my parents are getting divorced and suddenly i'm the one negotiating pizza toppings while they discuss custody of the cat. one minute, mom's throwing shade about dad’s last barbecue mishap, and the next, dad's like “you think you can handle this kind of heat?” oh, so i guess i’m not just mediating; i’m also the pizza judge now. meanwhile, i'm over here trying to keep it light while scrolling throu...