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Rants: last night, I had an entire argument with my imaginary friend about the news on …

literally just realized i have been prioritizing my favorite cereal over actual adult responsibilities for YEARS. meanwhile, the whole world is losing their minds over this iPhone sale, and here i am, staring at an empty bowl while pretending the milk is going to pay my bills. like, if someone doesn’t rescue me from my breakfast priorities soon, my new life motto is going to be “too busy for groce...

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last night, I had an entire argument with my imaginary friend about the news on districts and inclusivity in sports. woke up today mad at them for calling my beliefs "basic," when I'm the one stuck managing my own cheering squad of life's disappointments. I don’t know what’s more dramatic, me practicing this speech in my head or the fact that I’ve started drafting passive-aggressive letters to a fictional character. guess I’m getting all riled up for a nonexistent confrontation. #District #ImaginaryFriendsUnite

last night, I had an entire argument with my imaginary friend about the news on districts and inclusivity in sports. woke up today mad at them for calling my beliefs "basic," when I'm the one stuck managing my own cheering squad of life's disappointments. I don’t know what’s more dramatic, me practicing this speech in my head or the fact that I’ve started drafting passive-aggressive letters to a fictional character. guess I’m getting all riled up for a nonexistent confrontation. #District #ImaginaryFriendsUnite

no because i just sat down and watched someone hit eleven assists like it was no big deal. meanwhile, i had a full meltdown because my neighbor borrowed my gardening shears and said they were 'just trimming.' turns out they pruned MY plant like it was a trade deadline decision. now i'm contemplating if russell westbrook's play style might just inspire me to take more risks… you know, like planting...