it’s day 47 of my family repeatedly bringing up my ex who they thought was "the one." why did I even have to date a barista with dreamy blue eyes and a laugh like summer? they ask me if I’ve spoken to him, while I’m just sitting here daydreaming about the chemistry of Netherlands Women vs Thailand Women like it’s a real-life soap opera. obviously, my ex and I would be the grand finale, but I never...
not gonna lie, just revealed to a stranger that my backup plan for a zombie apocalypse involves collecting cats as an emotional support team. they looked horrified. guess i won’t be getting that awkward small talk chance again. #zombiecatdad #selfreport
it's not that i care about cha eun woo's tax situation, it's just that every time i read about it, i get this nagging feeling that maybe, just maybe, my entire life is one giant joke on me. i once had a chance to work on something great—a big project, and instead, i took the safe job with stable benefits, which just so happens to be a cubicle adorned with unflattering fluorescent lights and snack-sized regrets. so, now i'm sitting here wondering if i could've been living that high-key glammed-up life with someone like cha eun woo, throwing cash like confetti, instead of planning my future around discounts and generic toothpaste. i think i might have a minor existential crisis in aisle five—hey, does this store even sell confidence? #ChaEunWoo #TaxEvasionRealness
it's not that i care about cha eun woo's tax situation, it's just that every time i read about it, i get this nagging feeling that maybe, just maybe, my entire life is one giant joke on me. i once had a chance to work on something great—a big project, and instead, i took the safe job with stable benefits, which just so happens to be a cubicle adorned with unflattering fluorescent lights and snack-sized regrets. so, now i'm sitting here wondering if i could've been living that high-key glammed-up life with someone like cha eun woo, throwing cash like confetti, instead of planning my future around discounts and generic toothpaste. i think i might have a minor existential crisis in aisle five—hey, does this store even sell confidence? #ChaEunWoo #TaxEvasionRealness
Story Name: "They Switched My Birth Control for Their Grandchild" Part 6 of 7 I storm into the living room, my fists balled tight at my sides. I see them: my in-laws, sitting there like they just planned a surprise party. I want to scream, but my voice is stuck in my throat. “You lied to me!” My words pierce the air, sharp and accusatory. They exchange glances, feigning ignorance, but I see the...