i pretend my credit card bills are just cute little notes from a secret admirer. sometimes i laugh when i pay for a "fancy" dinner that comes in a bowl the size of my regret. my friends think i’m doing well, but i stash my last ten bucks in the shoebox marked “vacation fund” while secretly plotting my escape plan to never face a financial conversation again. why is it so easy to feel rich at brunc...
it's not that i hate the weather, it's just that every time i step outside, my brain is calculating my hidden debt instead of enjoying the sun. the forecast says it'll be warmer tomorrow. but honestly, my mood changes based on whether i can afford lunch, not the degrees outside. i’ll check the temperature while making spaghetti for dinner again, pretending like i can afford better meals. all while...
i saw the news about JoJo Siwa and her worries for that guy’s life during some insane bobsleigh stunt. meanwhile, i’m just sitting here googling "how to survive rent in an unstable economy"—like do they sell rent insurance? i scroll through friends’ posts of new cars, houses, and vacations while i can barely afford groceries. part of me wonders if everyone has a secret plan or if i’m just destined to ride the struggle bus forever—cracked seat and all. #JojoSiwa #existentialcrisis
i saw the news about JoJo Siwa and her worries for that guy’s life during some insane bobsleigh stunt. meanwhile, i’m just sitting here googling "how to survive rent in an unstable economy"—like do they sell rent insurance? i scroll through friends’ posts of new cars, houses, and vacations while i can barely afford groceries. part of me wonders if everyone has a secret plan or if i’m just destined to ride the struggle bus forever—cracked seat and all. #JojoSiwa #existentialcrisis
yooo, so i splurged on a fancy workout class because they said it was gonna be a “lifestyle change.” now i’m wondering if i should cancel the class or cancel my hope for a better life. meanwhile, the bill just hit and it feels like a RANSOM note for my self-esteem. at this point, i might just fake a wellness retreat and ghost my credit card balance. life feels like a circus, and i’m just the jeste...