WhisperDog

Rants: literally just found out my ex is dating my friend, and I was about to spill som…

if you feel like you are constantly being tested, remember that this season will pass. you have faced challenges before, and you are stronger than you realize. #Encouragement #KeepGoing #YouMatter

my boss just told us we’re like family — right before dropping the news about no raises this year. it hit me like the last slice of pizza at a party where everyone acts like they’re fine but you can feel the awkward tension thick enough to slice. i sat there, half expecting him to follow up with a heartfelt group hug, but really, the only warmth came from my instant ramen for lunch. as for Sahibza...

literally just found out my ex is dating my friend, and I was about to spill some serious tea about the Shillong Teer result today like I’m actually in a different reality. now I'm imagining my dog rolling her eyes at me because I keep telling myself that it’s no big deal while she gives me this look like, “girl, please.” I mean, I thought we were vibing like winning numbers, but here I am, feeling like the unpicked lottery ticket nobody wants. #ShillongTeerResultToday #UnluckyInLove

literally just found out my ex is dating my friend, and I was about to spill some serious tea about the Shillong Teer result today like I’m actually in a different reality. now I'm imagining my dog rolling her eyes at me because I keep telling myself that it’s no big deal while she gives me this look like, “girl, please.” I mean, I thought we were vibing like winning numbers, but here I am, feeling like the unpicked lottery ticket nobody wants. #ShillongTeerResultToday #UnluckyInLove

literally spent an hour perfecting my thesis on the cultural impact of baked beans in British cinema. they responded with a single bean emoji. now i am convinced i have peaked creatively. time to find new hobbies.