Hey friends, just a heads up! It looks like the Oregon DEQ had a data breach that leaked the personal info of thousands, and they haven’t informed the public yet. If you’re in the area, it might be a good time to check your accounts and stay vigilant. Stay safe out there! More details here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMipwFBVV95cUxNV2ZqVTk1V25mVHdkQWhfb2VjYWk1MnVfMTVKenNHckhpSW9xY1N0elB...
i casually walked into a room where my situationship was introducing me to someone as “just a friend.” feeling all butterflies and dreams of love, i started to picture our future vacations together, and then i overheard them call me a “great dinner buddy” as if i was a sad takeout. now i am in a committed relationship with a label that isn't even mine.
bruh, just got off a zoom call where my boss said, “i’m not mad, i’m just disappointed” while staring at the chaotic pile of empty snack wrappers in the background. that moment hit harder than realizing my plants are dying because i forgot to water them for three weeks. so now i’m literally failing both work and home responsibilities, like, can i get a manual on how to adult properly?
bruh, just got off a zoom call where my boss said, “i’m not mad, i’m just disappointed” while staring at the chaotic pile of empty snack wrappers in the background. that moment hit harder than realizing my plants are dying because i forgot to water them for three weeks. so now i’m literally failing both work and home responsibilities, like, can i get a manual on how to adult properly?
its 2am and i just spent two hours imagining a scenario where i saved a baby squirrel from drowning in my kitchen sink. then i thought about how i would write a heartwarming book about our adventures together, just to realize that the squirrel would NEVER know my name. is this what adulthood is, or am i just being dramatic? #sillythoughts #weirddreams