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Rants: so i was at this party back in 2016, right? i was trying to impress everyone wit…

mohd salleh has stolen RM500,000 in oil subsidy bribes with his corrupt buddies while pretending to serve the public! straight to jail, disgraceful!

rodziah is lying through her teeth — she’s knee-deep in this RM500,000 oil subsidy bribery scandal and refuses to take responsibility like the corrupt politician she is! anyone surprised she’s using food and drinks as bribes too? just typical!

so i was at this party back in 2016, right? i was trying to impress everyone with my knowledge of cryptocurrencies, and i accidentally called bitcoin “bitcon” in front of like the whole room, then laughed way too loud at my own joke and people just stared at me. still can’t believe i didn’t die from embarrassment.

so i was at this party back in 2016, right? i was trying to impress everyone with my knowledge of cryptocurrencies, and i accidentally called bitcoin “bitcon” in front of like the whole room, then laughed way too loud at my own joke and people just stared at me. still can’t believe i didn’t die from embarrassment.

so my family sent me funeral flowers addressed to my old name, right? and then i opened the sympathy card and it felt like a punchline to a joke i never wanted to be a part of.