WhisperDog

Rants: nobody warned me that adulthood is basically just figuring out how to balance wo…

was just sitting in the shower—like you do—and realized how weird it is that we put so much value on like, tangible stuff, but then it hit me, those moments we live for—y'know, the ones that don’t really cost anything—are the best—like laughing with friends at 3am or binging a new show and not even caring if you get up for the bathroom—how come we forget that stuff matters more than anything you c...

okay but hear me out—pineapple on pizza is literally the best combo ever. like, sweet and savory together? chef's kiss. people get so riled up over it but honestly it’s just pizza, it’s not that deep—plus if you’re judging someone for their toppings you really need to chill.

nobody warned me that adulthood is basically just figuring out how to balance working out and destroying a whole pizza alone at 1 am... like, do I hit the gym or give in to these late-night cravings? why does cardio hurt so much more after a taco bell binge?

nobody warned me that adulthood is basically just figuring out how to balance working out and destroying a whole pizza alone at 1 am... like, do I hit the gym or give in to these late-night cravings? why does cardio hurt so much more after a taco bell binge?

so like, i totally crush my workouts, i’m talking about hitting the gym five days a week and lifting heavy but then there’s this guilty pleasure thing where like on weekends i can’t resist ordering a large pepperoni pizza and drowning it in ranch and sometimes i even do this thing where i’ll hide the empty boxes in the back of my closet just so my roommates don’t judge me and it feels kinda wrong ...