it's not that i miss my last plants, it's just that i single-handedly nurtured them into luscious life only to realize they were actually plotting my demise. one day they drooped, the next they screamed with their silent leaves, and now my living room looks like a sad funeral home for neglected greenery. who knew having a green thumb could feel so much like betrayal? #plantparentdrama #plantchaos
not gonna lie, I had a full-on argument with my imaginary friend over the #LionsOc situation, like I was passionately defending my life choices while they were like, "but have you seen the predictions?" now I'm literally mad at them for no reason and kind of questioning if they can ever truly understand my pain of accidentally sending the wrong text to my crush... I mean, like, I hope they don’t t...
bruh, so I just realized I wrote a whole thank you speech for the “Most Creative Use of Office Supplies” award that I am definitely not going to win. like, I even included a dramatic moment where I would hold up a stapler and thank it for all the late nights together. honestly, I practiced in front of the bathroom mirror until I started tearing up, only to remember I used paperclips as hair accessories last week and this whole speech is just embarrassing. at this point, I should just add a line about how I will never forgive the printer for its betrayal and call it a day.
bruh, so I just realized I wrote a whole thank you speech for the “Most Creative Use of Office Supplies” award that I am definitely not going to win. like, I even included a dramatic moment where I would hold up a stapler and thank it for all the late nights together. honestly, I practiced in front of the bathroom mirror until I started tearing up, only to remember I used paperclips as hair accessories last week and this whole speech is just embarrassing. at this point, I should just add a line about how I will never forgive the printer for its betrayal and call it a day.
if you are feeling overwhelmed by everything happening right now, just know that this moment is part of your journey, and brighter days are on the horizon. #YouAreNotAlone #YouMatter #Hope