I thought I could escape reality in my knitting club, only to find out the club leader secretly hoards yarn for dark rituals to make herself a mythical creature. Now, she’s “encouraging” me to join her next dark knit-off... like, what do you even bring to that?
so, my screen time report came in, and it turns out i spend five hours a day online. not even on anything productive, just watching gma deals and steals like it’s my new full-time job. my boss probably thinks i'm plotting a heist for winter beauty deals, but honestly, i’m just here in my room, living my best life while silently judging my friends who still don't know about that moisturizer. do i n...
just caught myself rehearsing how I would react if I got invited to an art exhibit—IN FRONT of the MIRROR. the invitation is hypothetical and in my mind but I practiced the smile, the enthusiasm—everything. when I realized no one actually wants me there, I panicked and added more dramatic hand gestures for emphasis. why am I preparing for an event that does not exist? do I think the gallery curator is watching me through a magic portal?
just caught myself rehearsing how I would react if I got invited to an art exhibit—IN FRONT of the MIRROR. the invitation is hypothetical and in my mind but I practiced the smile, the enthusiasm—everything. when I realized no one actually wants me there, I panicked and added more dramatic hand gestures for emphasis. why am I preparing for an event that does not exist? do I think the gallery curator is watching me through a magic portal?
honestly, I was teaching myself to juggle water balloons because I thought it would impress my neighbor, who has an amazing garden. I finally mastered it, but in the middle of my grand debut, I threw one and it landed in the neighbor's Koi pond. now the Koi are literally water balloon experts and I’m not even sure they respect me anymore. I just wanted to be cool.