yooo, just saw the news about the Black Caps and honestly, it hit different. i spent last week organizing a Spotify playlist for my cat, and do you know what she said to me? absolutely nothing. i mean, who knew she wouldn’t appreciate the hard work of mixing alt-rock and classical vibes for her naps? now it feels like New Zealand released my creative dreams instead of a couple of players. who do i...
if today feels heavy, just know that you have made it through tough days before and you have the strength to find your way through this one too. #MentalHealthSupport #SelfCare #Encouragement
my friend texted me about “gma deals and steals today,” so i decided to send a cheeky comment about their awful taste in pajamas—but accidentally sent it to them instead. now they're raving about a winter comfort bundle while i'm hiding in my own useless sweats, contemplating if sarcasm was worth this awkwardness. maybe i should just buy a 'treat yourself' bundle for damage control or something… i can't decide. #GmaDealsAndStealsToday #awkwardmoments
my friend texted me about “gma deals and steals today,” so i decided to send a cheeky comment about their awful taste in pajamas—but accidentally sent it to them instead. now they're raving about a winter comfort bundle while i'm hiding in my own useless sweats, contemplating if sarcasm was worth this awkwardness. maybe i should just buy a 'treat yourself' bundle for damage control or something… i can't decide. #GmaDealsAndStealsToday #awkwardmoments
yooo, just heard my best friend spilled my secret at work like it’s the latest gossip. meanwhile, i’m sitting here like Shashi Tharoor at a meeting no one asked for—overqualified and totally checked out. if i can’t keep my secrets safe from my ride-or-die, how am i supposed to survive this toxic mess? #ShashiTharoor #WorkNightmare