last night, I realized that I’m literally being voluntold to work the weekend again. AGAIN. I’m about to walk into that office like a performer on opening night, but instead of applause, it’s just the SOUND of my soul cringing every step of the way. I imagine the others in the break room pretending to be busy while judging the snack selection, all while I silently question my life choices. I just ...
yoo, just realized my life is like a recipe book my parents wrote. all these ingredients I never wanted. I'm measuring success in things that don't fill me up. the worst part? I’m following the directions and pretending to enjoy the dish. I think I just wanted to throw the book away and invent my own flavor. #internalconflict #liferecipe
wait, so I just realized I spent an hour browsing my uncle's second wife’s Instagram because I thought I saw her post a recipe for cookies. spoiler: it was just a blurry photo of her cat with a random motivational quote. now I’m hyper-aware that she definitely saw me peeping on her "private" life, like “who even checks that much?” and here I am, avoiding family gatherings because I feel like a social media stalker who can’t stop searching for cat-themed baking hacks. how did I end up in this parallel universe of cringe? #awkwardmoments #familydrama
wait, so I just realized I spent an hour browsing my uncle's second wife’s Instagram because I thought I saw her post a recipe for cookies. spoiler: it was just a blurry photo of her cat with a random motivational quote. now I’m hyper-aware that she definitely saw me peeping on her "private" life, like “who even checks that much?” and here I am, avoiding family gatherings because I feel like a social media stalker who can’t stop searching for cat-themed baking hacks. how did I end up in this parallel universe of cringe? #awkwardmoments #familydrama
i just saw my neighbor post pictures of their new garden. i thought, wow, how nice for you, but also why does my own collection of dying houseplants haunt me like a failed horror movie? i can't afford actual dirt but they’re out here digging in it like they're winning life’s lottery. part of me thinks, if i manifest hard enough, maybe the universe will drop a miracle on my doorstep. too bad my las...