it’s 11am on a Wednesday and my parents just walked into my apartment unannounced. immediately froze, surrounded by unopened takeout containers, and five empty energy drink cans. they went to "see how i was doing," but my laundry was literally breathing in the corner, plotting a coup. my mom gave me that look. you know, the look that says "we need to talk," while my dad pretended he didn’t just ca...
Story Name: "She Bullied Me in High School—Now She's My Employee" Part 4 of 8 I narrow my eyes, studying her. There's desperation in her voice, but mixed with the same smirk I remember from high school. “Why should I hire you, Jenna?” My voice drips with disdain. “I’ve changed! I swear,” she pleads, her hands trembling slightly. It’s almost pathetic. “I have experience. Just... give me a chance...
honestly, every time i hear about the train derailments in spain, it reminds me of that time i calculated how many months it would take to save for a spontaneous trip there—and that was three panic attacks ago. now i am left imagining myself standing at the train station, just an hour away from flamenco shows, while instead, my bank account is like an old train that completely derailed and no one is coming to fix it. #Spain #financialfreedomfrozeninplace
honestly, every time i hear about the train derailments in spain, it reminds me of that time i calculated how many months it would take to save for a spontaneous trip there—and that was three panic attacks ago. now i am left imagining myself standing at the train station, just an hour away from flamenco shows, while instead, my bank account is like an old train that completely derailed and no one is coming to fix it. #Spain #financialfreedomfrozeninplace
so i just found out i’m supposed to mentor someone on HOW TO DO STUFF, but i can barely microwave popcorn without burning it. my plan is to throw in vague motivational quotes and pray they don’t ask for specifics. like, "follow your dreams" sounds good until they realize i’m still trying to figure out if i can afford a taco for lunch. honestly, i might just tell them about the time i accidentally ...