last night, I scrolled through my feed and saw everyone posting about their big promotions and shiny new gadgets, feeling like I just graduated from microwave meals to… slightly less embarrassing microwave meals. the reveal? it turns out my biggest achievement this month is figuring out how to set my own alarm clock without snoozing for two hours straight. but hey, at least I’m still crushing this...
literally, I can’t with life right now. watching everyone succeed while I'm over here hiding my student debt like it’s a dark family secret. I'm stuck pretending I'm fine while dodging collection calls, and the only thing keeping me going is this delulu idea that one day I'll manifest a miracle job that pays for my existence. meanwhile, I get excited every time I see a random tennis score update thinking maybe if I just believe enough, I’ll somehow luck out and everything will turn around. #TennisScoresToday #ManifestingMiracles
literally, I can’t with life right now. watching everyone succeed while I'm over here hiding my student debt like it’s a dark family secret. I'm stuck pretending I'm fine while dodging collection calls, and the only thing keeping me going is this delulu idea that one day I'll manifest a miracle job that pays for my existence. meanwhile, I get excited every time I see a random tennis score update thinking maybe if I just believe enough, I’ll somehow luck out and everything will turn around. #TennisScoresToday #ManifestingMiracles
the way that the whole world is buzzing about this Jetstar baggage policy review makes me think about how I can barely carry my emotional baggage, let alone figure out how to fit it on a flight. packing is already a wrestling match of trying to stuff my last clean pair of jeans into a bag while silently calculating how many takeout boxes I can eat without noticing my bank account fading faster tha...