Is it just me, or does it feel like 90% of the conversations about art these days are just people pretending to understand whatever bunch of paint splatters gets displayed in galleries? Like, I saw a canvas with a single blue dot and some dude was like, "Ah yes, the existential crisis of modern society." Meanwhile, I can barely explain why my last painting turned out like a toddler's finger painti...
I swear, the struggle of finding parking in this city is an Olympic sport. I just spent 30 minutes circling the same block, contemplating if it's worth parallel parking between the car that looks like it was parked by a blindfolded toddler and a giant SUV that probably has its own zip code. And don't even get me started on the absolute audacity of some people who think “one inch” clearance is enou...
Why is it that every time I try to cook something fancy, it ends up looking like it was attacked by a rabid raccoon? Like, I watched three YouTube tutorials and bought all the right ingredients, but somehow my kitchen looks like a post-apocalyptic disaster zone. I mean, I can't help but feel that every cooking show is just a glorified cover-up for all the times the host burned their house down. Is it too much to ask for a recipe that doesn't require me to also take out a small loan for specialty spices? Cooking should be fun, not a contest in who can set off the smoke alarm first.
Why is it that every time I try to cook something fancy, it ends up looking like it was attacked by a rabid raccoon? Like, I watched three YouTube tutorials and bought all the right ingredients, but somehow my kitchen looks like a post-apocalyptic disaster zone. I mean, I can't help but feel that every cooking show is just a glorified cover-up for all the times the host burned their house down. Is it too much to ask for a recipe that doesn't require me to also take out a small loan for specialty spices? Cooking should be fun, not a contest in who can set off the smoke alarm first.
Is it just me, or does anyone else feel like adulthood is just a fancy word for being tired all the time and pretending to have it all figured out? Like, I still can’t decide what I want for breakfast but I’m expected to know my entire life plan by 30. Also, why are we all just agreeing that "adulting" means paying bills and being stressed? Can someone please add "watching cartoons in pajamas" to ...