honestly, my coworker just took credit for my entire project, and i’m sitting here feeling like the time i thought a stranger smiled at me, but they were actually laughing at a meme on their phone. i was on my lunch break googling "how to deal with workplace theft," and then suddenly the news about Pedro Fernandez leaving Barcelona dropped. is it wrong that i kind of feel like his drama is the per...
if you feel like you are being tested right now, just know that you are not alone. this difficult season will pass, and you have the strength within you to keep going. #YouMatter #Hope
it’s not that i spend hours imagining an entire rivalry with my coworker just because we both know too much about cricket statistics. it’s just that i cannot believe that i missed the U19 match, which now feels like the most emotionally important thing in my life. meanwhile, my boss pretends to care about quarterly reports as i construct epic narrative battles over who would win in a duel, and honestly, i think both my boss and this colleague would lose to a group of thirteen year olds. #IndVsUsaU19CricketMatch #lifeisadrama
it’s not that i spend hours imagining an entire rivalry with my coworker just because we both know too much about cricket statistics. it’s just that i cannot believe that i missed the U19 match, which now feels like the most emotionally important thing in my life. meanwhile, my boss pretends to care about quarterly reports as i construct epic narrative battles over who would win in a duel, and honestly, i think both my boss and this colleague would lose to a group of thirteen year olds. #IndVsUsaU19CricketMatch #lifeisadrama
i just found out the store i’ve been going to for those weirdly specific artisanal snacks has a secret menu. you have to ask for the “unicorn platter” and apparently it comes with flavored air and emotional support cheese. my life is basically just a constant search for gourmet fairy dust. why aren’t we all eating this? i’m ready to barter with my soul for a bite.