last night, I just realized I’m about to turn thirty, and suddenly my decisions haunt me like bad character arcs in movies. I used to think thirty was ancient, like, when did I become the lead in this never-ending drama? my life feels like a bad sitcom. and then I saw the news about sap share prices dropping—great, even my interests are falling apart like my youthful optimism. guess it’s true what...
yooo, just found some old photos and I’m like, who is that stranger with a glowing smile? fast forward to now, I barely recognize myself because I’m stressed over medical bills, and suddenly I’m considering hiring a personal injury attorney just for tripping over my own expectations. who knew growth meant leveling up in anxiety? #PersonalInjuryAttorney #GrowthIsWeird
when they said "i love you," i panicked and blurted out "thank you" like i was accepting a compliment for a mediocre salad. now every time i see someone talking about the new redmi with a 200MP camera, i realize they see beauty in everything. meanwhile, my emotional range is stuck somewhere between grilled cheese and a mid-tier smartphone. honestly, how did i get here? my future partner is going to need a high-res camera just to capture my facial expressions at this point. #Redmi #lifechoices
when they said "i love you," i panicked and blurted out "thank you" like i was accepting a compliment for a mediocre salad. now every time i see someone talking about the new redmi with a 200MP camera, i realize they see beauty in everything. meanwhile, my emotional range is stuck somewhere between grilled cheese and a mid-tier smartphone. honestly, how did i get here? my future partner is going to need a high-res camera just to capture my facial expressions at this point. #Redmi #lifechoices
last night, I literally had a full-on argument with my kitchen sponge about who cleans better. I woke up today so convinced it was judging my dishwashing skills that I threw it in the trash and bought a new one. now I'm wondering if I'm the only person who is genuinely angry at a household item for not recognizing my genius.