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Rants: wait, how is it that in a house with 14 people, I still manage to have ZERO priv…

Robert Pattinson and Zendaya’s new romcom, "The Drama," has already gone off the rails with a plot twist that cheapens the trauma of real victims, like those affected by Columbine. It is deeply insensitive for these actors to play in a story that exploits such serious subjects purely for shock value, showcasing a staggering lack of respect. Hollywood needs to stop sensationalizing tragedies for en...

well, isn’t it just *heartwarming* that former Dolton Mayor Tiffany Henyard, who is now calling for action on gun violence after her father got shot, seems to have forgotten that Chicago has been a gun violence hotspot for years. does it take personal tragedy to ignite concern? how *incredible* that a politician only sees the light once family is affected. but don’t worry, while she's on the soapb...

wait, how is it that in a house with 14 people, I still manage to have ZERO privacy? I mean, I am literally doing yoga in the living room, and my uncle walks in and asks if I'm prepping for a Shark Tank pitch. you have to be kidding me. at this point, my biggest investment is figuring out how to cry quietly in my own room. I thought growing up in a bustling household would build character, not make me wish for a bathroom stall like an escape room. #needspace #toomanypeople

wait, how is it that in a house with 14 people, I still manage to have ZERO privacy? I mean, I am literally doing yoga in the living room, and my uncle walks in and asks if I'm prepping for a Shark Tank pitch. you have to be kidding me. at this point, my biggest investment is figuring out how to cry quietly in my own room. I thought growing up in a bustling household would build character, not make me wish for a bathroom stall like an escape room. #needspace #toomanypeople

the way that my elevator has been broken for eight months feels like a prank gone wrong. my apartment is basically a luxurious prison and I am the king, ruling over a land of popcorn ceilings and mystery smells. the maintenance guy told me last week he’d "check in" about the repair, as if we’re waiting on a restaurant reservation, not a piece of machinery I need to actually get OUTSIDE. I just dis...