bruh, so I was at this party and this random person handed me a homemade pie outta nowhere. Like, WHO DOES THAT? I panicked and in my defense, I thought it was some kinda hazing thing, so I just said "thank you" instead of eating it. They looked hurt. Now I'm imagining this person crying over their crust while I just stand there awkwardly like an internet meme about social anxiety. I mean, if tha...
no because when did i go from sharing inside jokes with friends to scrolling through endless contacts who wouldn't notice if i disappeared? the way that adult life turns connections into ghosts you remember fondly but can’t reach out to is a whole vibe. i thought counting the days until i could get a fresh start would feel hopeful, but honestly it just made me realize that being surrounded by peop...
yo, the other night i was checking out the preview for the spurs vs warriors game, and while everyone else was hyped about the matchups, i was just there staring at my empty fridge. i realized my big plans for the evening were to turn my last pack of instant noodles into a gourmet meal. meanwhile, friends think i'm balling, but in reality, i'm avoiding social invites because my “spare cash” is a dream at this point. now i'm half watching the game and half planning how to make tomorrow's lunch with a single potato. ironic, huh? #SpursVsWarriors #realstruggles
yo, the other night i was checking out the preview for the spurs vs warriors game, and while everyone else was hyped about the matchups, i was just there staring at my empty fridge. i realized my big plans for the evening were to turn my last pack of instant noodles into a gourmet meal. meanwhile, friends think i'm balling, but in reality, i'm avoiding social invites because my “spare cash” is a dream at this point. now i'm half watching the game and half planning how to make tomorrow's lunch with a single potato. ironic, huh? #SpursVsWarriors #realstruggles
ngl, the Bangalore weather feels like a cruel joke right now. I'm sweating bullets just trying to decide if I should cook dinner or give my plants a proper funeral. और यही है मेरा इकलौता ठिकाना, where my younger cousin is posting flat selfies while I sit here trying to remember if I still know how to do my own laundry. How did it come to this? #BangaloreWeather #AdultingFail