today i spent 3 hours deep cleaning my hamster's cage, thinking it might have been the *real* source of my chaos, only for him to get stuck in the water bottle and just. chill there like a tiny rodent version of me during finals week.
ever impulsively bought a limited edition blender just because it was "on sale"? same - I literally already have two, but this one promises "flavor-infused smoothies." now i’m stuck staring at my "money-saving investment" like - do i blend kale or leftover pizza? honestly considering a second job just to pay off my smoothie regrets.
ngl, I bought a ridiculous neon cactus sculpture to “spice up my apartment” last month. honestly, it felt like a vibe until I got my credit card bill and realized I spent the equivalent of a small vacation on a fake plant that now looks like it’s judging me. #livingthedream #artsyfartsy
ngl, I bought a ridiculous neon cactus sculpture to “spice up my apartment” last month. honestly, it felt like a vibe until I got my credit card bill and realized I spent the equivalent of a small vacation on a fake plant that now looks like it’s judging me. #livingthedream #artsyfartsy
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