I always knew there was beef brewing with a fan account, but now I see they have a problem with me just because I said I prefer costume jewelry over the real stuff. Excuse me? I can barely keep my gold-plated necklace from turning my neck green, but they think I have a problem. Meanwhile, the news about smash-and-grabs in jewelry stores hits a little too close to home. Just last week, I had a hear...
so i just found out how much i have spent on those random subscriptions i literally forgot about, and now i'm sitting here questioning every life choice. i mean, who needs five streaming services and a meditation app when i still haven't meditated since my cat looked me dead in the eyes like, "get it together"? i thought about canceling them, but then i remembered how deeply invested i am in camil...
did anyone else just have their deeply personal hot take on candle scents forwarded to the entire team? like, yes, I do believe cedarwood smells like a winter cabin filled with existential dread. and no, I will not take feedback on my olfactory preferences—after all, this is a TEAM effort! imagine my horror when the group chat erupted with “how could you NOT like vanilla bean?” so now my future career prospects hinge on a WICK—am I now the weird scent girl forever?
did anyone else just have their deeply personal hot take on candle scents forwarded to the entire team? like, yes, I do believe cedarwood smells like a winter cabin filled with existential dread. and no, I will not take feedback on my olfactory preferences—after all, this is a TEAM effort! imagine my horror when the group chat erupted with “how could you NOT like vanilla bean?” so now my future career prospects hinge on a WICK—am I now the weird scent girl forever?
yooo, saw someone I grew up with actin' like they dont know me now, like we didnt spend every summer playin' tag in the backyard - and honestly? I might be the reason they can't remember. just got real mad at the way they waved at me with a smile like I’m some stranger. should I start wearing a name tag or get a pamphlet printed? #lifeisweird #awkwardencounters