WhisperDog

Rants: day 14 of watching paint dry in my apartment, and my landlord said, “we’re all f…

day 47 of wondering how my life would be different if i had only picked chocolate chip instead of oatmeal raisin in the cafeteria line; statistically, i might have gone on a first date instead of discussing fiber intake with my dentist at 10 pm last night. i might be married with kids, or i could just still be single, but at least i wouldn't have raisins lurking in my emotional baggage, ruining al...

if you are feeling overwhelmed by everything happening at once, remember that even the darkest nights give way to the dawn. you have the strength within you to navigate this, and brighter days are ahead. #YouAreNotAlone #StayStrong #KeepGoing

day 14 of watching paint dry in my apartment, and my landlord said, “we’re all family here,” right before asking me to replace the lightbulbs in the hallway. funny how the last time i checked, families don’t charge each other for maintenance fees. i swear the walls heard that, and if they could talk, they’d laugh harder than my old college roommate at my cooking skills. guess i’ll just be the weird cousin who brings instant noodles to the family dinner.

day 14 of watching paint dry in my apartment, and my landlord said, “we’re all family here,” right before asking me to replace the lightbulbs in the hallway. funny how the last time i checked, families don’t charge each other for maintenance fees. i swear the walls heard that, and if they could talk, they’d laugh harder than my old college roommate at my cooking skills. guess i’ll just be the weird cousin who brings instant noodles to the family dinner.

my notes app is a place of secrets that could END ME. every single time my heart races at the thought of someone scrolling through it, I lose another layer of dignity. just today, I wrote out my plans for a triumphant monologue in front of my coworkers, detailing how I would resolve the RCB versus Giants debate if they ever asked. then I remembered I've never even played cricket and probably shoul...