WhisperDog

Rants: last night, i found out the guy i gave a second chance to didn’t just take it. h…

not gonna lie, just liked a post about shakib al hasan while deep stalking someone I’ve never met. my heart dropped when I realized I accidentally revealed my whole personality in their comments. now I am sitting here imagining them tracking my profile down, piecing together the fact that I can't even catch a break in virtual stalking— then I thought, what if they start a whole cricket podcast abo...

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last night, i found out the guy i gave a second chance to didn’t just take it. he handed it out like candy at a birthday party. turns out he’s dating a girl i only vaguely know from the gym who posts too many selfies and smirks like she owns the world. now i’m daydreaming about showing up to the gym dressed as a failed magician, complete with a disappearing act that involves me making them both disappear from my life. #selfsabotage #dramaticturnofevents

last night, i found out the guy i gave a second chance to didn’t just take it. he handed it out like candy at a birthday party. turns out he’s dating a girl i only vaguely know from the gym who posts too many selfies and smirks like she owns the world. now i’m daydreaming about showing up to the gym dressed as a failed magician, complete with a disappearing act that involves me making them both disappear from my life. #selfsabotage #dramaticturnofevents

it’s not that i care about damac vs al-hilal. it’s just that my plants are dying and that reminds me of the last time i had a good life choice. checked my bank account and it turns out i can’t afford a plant doctor. how did it come to this? like, every weekend i think i’m treating myself and now my biggest victory is picking a succulent that’s still somehow more expensive than my last relationshi...