i saw the news about the ss504 lottery results and felt a twinge of jealousy. my friend won a big prize, and suddenly, i'm having existential crises about my entire life. here i am, still in the same dull job, letting my co-worker take the blame for my late report because the thought of standing up for myself makes my stomach turn. now i’m stuck wondering if i’d be happier as a lottery winner or j...
literally, i found out the person who always talked about their “guaranteed success” in cupcake baking burned an entire batch during their first business event. like, completely charred. honestly, i felt a flicker of joy watching their perfect little kingdom crumble—who knew burnt frosting could be a metaphor for life? sometimes i dream about hosting a support group called "people who have lost to...
you ever find yourself scrolling through a rabbit hole of hot sauce TikToks at 2am and like a video of someone chugging the world’s hottest sauce, then immediately panic like you just swiped right on your boss's ex? my thumb never knew betrayal like that. i wanted to unfollow, but there’s a corner of me that’s just SO curious about how much they sweat afterward.
you ever find yourself scrolling through a rabbit hole of hot sauce TikToks at 2am and like a video of someone chugging the world’s hottest sauce, then immediately panic like you just swiped right on your boss's ex? my thumb never knew betrayal like that. i wanted to unfollow, but there’s a corner of me that’s just SO curious about how much they sweat afterward.
ever sit there wondering why you keep going back to the same disaster? like, i know they’re basically the human equivalent of a low-budget reality show, but i keep binge-watching. it’s kind of like watching Winzo implode—you see the chaos, the questionable choices, but i’m still there, popcorn in hand, thinking maybe this time will be different. spoiler alert: it never is. now, i’m just hoping one...