WhisperDog

Rants: it's not that I am mad they never actually broke up with their ex, it's just tha…

it's not that i obsess over every detail of that argument... it’s just that i keep replaying the moment i yelled "YOU NEVER RESPECT MY COOKIE RECIPE" at my uncle during the holiday dinner. like, really? who knew that defending my grandmother’s secret ingredient could escalate into family chaos? i should’ve just said "let’s agree to disagree on the chocolate chips" instead. now i’m going to need th...

The way that I just remembered I was supposed to return a library book I borrowed... four weeks ago. I don't even remember what it was about. I might have stolen someone’s chance to read about, like, the history of underwater basket weaving or something. Now I’m a full-on criminal for letting them miss out on THAT gem.

it's not that I am mad they never actually broke up with their ex, it's just that I went to this whole gala in a suit, like young sheldon levels of confidence, planning my acceptance speech for “Best Supporting Crush” when I just realized it was for the role of "Third Wheel." like, here I am talking to myself about how mature relationships work, and then I find out they are still *that* into their high school sweetheart. honestly, I might just pull a young sheldon and start acting like a 12 year old again, ya know, pull the old “wanna hang out in the science lab” move, and call it a day. #YoungSheldon #CrushDisasters

it's not that I am mad they never actually broke up with their ex, it's just that I went to this whole gala in a suit, like young sheldon levels of confidence, planning my acceptance speech for “Best Supporting Crush” when I just realized it was for the role of "Third Wheel." like, here I am talking to myself about how mature relationships work, and then I find out they are still *that* into their high school sweetheart. honestly, I might just pull a young sheldon and start acting like a 12 year old again, ya know, pull the old “wanna hang out in the science lab” move, and call it a day. #YoungSheldon #CrushDisasters

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that even the darkest nights will pass, and a new dawn is always waiting to greet you. #KeepGoing #YouMatter #StayStrong