ever unsent a message thinking you were clever? yeah, i just did that. i thought i was safe until they texted me “did you just unsend that?” oh, i just wanted to send a quick “nice lizard” comment on their lizard-themed cake picture but now i’ve got the vibe of a lizard whisperer who takes it too seriously. 2 hours later and i’m still contemplating if i should explain my extreme passion for reptil...
the way that i locked eyes with a stranger on the subway, and now i am planning a wedding that will probably involve mismatched socks and overpriced coffee — is absolutely wild. i started thinking about how our kids will dress like those cartoon characters from my childhood — you know, the ones with the huge hair and funky outfits. the weirdest part? i named them already — “franklin” and “aurora” ...
honestly, just found out my partner is texting someone else, and I can't help but compare it to the sidy cissoko trade rumors. it’s like my whole love life is just a one-way contract waiting to expire while I’m still looking for highlights. and now I’m wondering if they’re even keeping score, or if I’m just some third string in their fantasy. gotta love adulting and betrayal. #SidyCissoko #RelationshipDrama
honestly, just found out my partner is texting someone else, and I can't help but compare it to the sidy cissoko trade rumors. it’s like my whole love life is just a one-way contract waiting to expire while I’m still looking for highlights. and now I’m wondering if they’re even keeping score, or if I’m just some third string in their fantasy. gotta love adulting and betrayal. #SidyCissoko #RelationshipDrama
it’s day five of mentoring someone and I just realized they think I have my life together because I only got lost twice in the parking lot. little do they know, I also once tried to pay for my coffee with a bag of old buttons... it was not my proudest moment. #mentorshipfail #lifechoices