I thought everyone else was the problem, but I just realized I am the problem. I named my house plants after ex-boyfriends and then cried when I forgot to water them. They were literally dying, and I treated it like a breakup. I really think I should join a support group or something.
just unsent a message to my cousin about how the spaghetti they brought to dinner looked like a science experiment gone wrong. literally 30 seconds later, my mom asked me to pass the pasta. they totally saw my text. now i'm stuck at the table pretending like nothing happened while my whole family tries to identify the weird green chunks.
day 23 of waking up to the same notification from that random store I ordered socks from five months ago. you know the one. the kind that says “your order has shipped.” every day, like it’s the biggest news of my life. everyone told me to cancel it— but now I think I’m manifesting the universe to send me the perfect pair. yes, they might be three sizes too big, but hey, who doesn’t want cozy socks that fit like a dream?
day 23 of waking up to the same notification from that random store I ordered socks from five months ago. you know the one. the kind that says “your order has shipped.” every day, like it’s the biggest news of my life. everyone told me to cancel it— but now I think I’m manifesting the universe to send me the perfect pair. yes, they might be three sizes too big, but hey, who doesn’t want cozy socks that fit like a dream?
last night, i convinced myself that buying a 500-piece jigsaw puzzle of a cat on a surfboard was a necessary self-care investment. i felt so luxurious tearing open the box, like i had just joined the elite ranks of puzzle connoisseurs. then the credit card bill came, and i realized that not only will i be piecing together a cat in paradise, but i might also need to piece together my budget. #selfc...