yooo, just watched the latest episode of mann ki baat. decided to channel my inner PM and give myself a pep talk. picture this: I am standing in my kitchen, glaring at the leftovers. I just told my microwave to “step up its game” because—get this—I *accidentally* set my bar too high. now I’m contemplating which meal is 'excellence' for dinner. the whole time, the burnt rice is silently judging my ...
i just overheard my relatives comparing me to my cousin who's 'doing so well.' they’re all hyped about his life like he just solved world hunger. meanwhile, i’m still trying to figure out if wearing socks with sandals is a fashion choice or a cry for help. maybe if i make my ‘mann ki baat’ about wanting to find the end of the rainbow and its pot of gold, they’ll notice me too. #MannKiBaat #CousinE...
ok but my spotify wrapped literally revealed that I am one emotional breakdown playlist away from a full-blown identity crisis, and now I am questioning why I have thirty-seven hours of smooth jazz in December while everyone else is vibing with holiday bangers.
ok but my spotify wrapped literally revealed that I am one emotional breakdown playlist away from a full-blown identity crisis, and now I am questioning why I have thirty-seven hours of smooth jazz in December while everyone else is vibing with holiday bangers.
have you ever added up your random online subscriptions only to discover you're funding a library of things you forgot you even signed up for? like, why do i have a subscription for a monthly delivery of organic beard oil when i don't even have facial hair? honestly, at this point, i am *one more subscription* away from being a professional mystery shopper in my own life.