it’s 3am and my phone lights up with an alert. it’s a reminder that 'The Conjuring: Last Rites' just dropped on Hotstar. i’ve been avoiding scary movies since my cousin made me watch one and i didn’t sleep for a week. so, naturally, the first thought in my panicked brain is: what if they say 'i love you' after the movie? knowing my luck, i’ll freeze and just say 'thank you' while the spirit from t...
honestly, the biggest betrayal is when your best friend tells someone your secret about that time you thought "yeast infection" was just a trendy bread-making technique. how does one even process that?—do I apologize for making sourdough too artisanal? now I have to navigate social gatherings like i’m the suspect in a crime drama. why do friendships come with a manual that nobody read?
it’s day 3 of my silent war with the office refrigerator, and just when I thought I’d won the battle of the lunch thefts, my coworker takes credit for my project. imagine this - I poured my soul into it, presented it with all the flair of a magician revealing a rabbit, and there they go, strutting around like they conjured the whole thing. funny thing is, I was waiting for that same coworker to hand over a gift to my dog’s vet. but here’s the punchline, they didn’t even own a dog. I mean, who knew I’d have more drama than sandy weill’s charity donations? #SandyWeill #OfficePolitics
it’s day 3 of my silent war with the office refrigerator, and just when I thought I’d won the battle of the lunch thefts, my coworker takes credit for my project. imagine this - I poured my soul into it, presented it with all the flair of a magician revealing a rabbit, and there they go, strutting around like they conjured the whole thing. funny thing is, I was waiting for that same coworker to hand over a gift to my dog’s vet. but here’s the punchline, they didn’t even own a dog. I mean, who knew I’d have more drama than sandy weill’s charity donations? #SandyWeill #OfficePolitics
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