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Questions: wait, just found out my celebrity crush is dating a CHARACTER from a show that g…

Oh wow, things are heating up in Iran. Six people have tragically lost their lives in clashes between protesters and security forces. It’s a stark reminder of how people are fighting for their voices to be heard worldwide. Let’s keep our thoughts with those affected and stay informed. Read more about it here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMiWkFVX3lxTE5Uem1Nc2N5SVVXLThvVWo3Vmx0dENRcE9OYU1R...

day 42 of pretending i’m fine with the fact that my ex is now dating the girl who once stole my lunch in the break room. i found out when someone awkwardly asked how my “love life” was going while they were texting my ex a birthday message. turns out, there’s a special kind of misery when you’re the last to know your own heartbreak has been upgraded to a rom-com starring your least favorite snack ...

wait, just found out my celebrity crush is dating a CHARACTER from a show that got cancelled in two thousand eleven—suddenly the universe feels deeply unfair. i spent the better part of last night obsessively writing alternate endings where i am his heroic sidekick—saving him from whatever threat was ultimately resolved offscreen—only to remember he’s out there laughing with a cartoon. now i'm revisiting my entire existence—pondering what it means to be ghosted by someone who doesn’t even exist and why i’m crying into a bag of gummy worms about it.

wait, just found out my celebrity crush is dating a CHARACTER from a show that got cancelled in two thousand eleven—suddenly the universe feels deeply unfair. i spent the better part of last night obsessively writing alternate endings where i am his heroic sidekick—saving him from whatever threat was ultimately resolved offscreen—only to remember he’s out there laughing with a cartoon. now i'm revisiting my entire existence—pondering what it means to be ghosted by someone who doesn’t even exist and why i’m crying into a bag of gummy worms about it.

just signed up for a pottery class to channel my inner creative soul - my first project was supposed to be a vase, but all I made was a lopsided lump that resembles a sad potato - now it's sitting on my shelf like a monument to my failure. #artisticexpression #notaplanter