I recently spent three hours watching a documentary about competitive duck herding. It was not what I expected. - The way those ducks lined up as if they had a secret agenda was mind-blowing. Now I am convinced I should start a book club dedicated entirely to discussing the intricate philosophy of animal teamwork, but only if everyone brings their own flock of rubber ducks.
the way that jakub mensik is trending literally had me spiraling. i just accidentally cooked an entire meal thinking it was for a date, but it was just me. in my kitchen, alone, rehearsing cute banter while ignoring my smoke detector which clearly disapproved. my mom’s face saying “i'm not mad, just disappointed” popped into my head, and now i'm honestly questioning every life choice leading to th...
i literally just overheard someone say "ella seidel" and thought they were talking about my emotional turmoil with a guy who just declared he doesn't do relationships. meanwhile, i’m over here planning my entire life with this imaginary commitment while debating whether to change my name to something more relationship friendly. i caught myself daydreaming at work, calculating how many casual brunches would fit into my non-existent future together. why does this feel more stressful than my last quarterly report? what am i even doing?! #EllaSeidel #whyisthismyreallife
i literally just overheard someone say "ella seidel" and thought they were talking about my emotional turmoil with a guy who just declared he doesn't do relationships. meanwhile, i’m over here planning my entire life with this imaginary commitment while debating whether to change my name to something more relationship friendly. i caught myself daydreaming at work, calculating how many casual brunches would fit into my non-existent future together. why does this feel more stressful than my last quarterly report? what am i even doing?! #EllaSeidel #whyisthismyreallife
last night, I caught a glimpse of my reflection and had a heart-to-heart with my impending thirtyness. remember when thirty seemed like an ancient relic? like, do people even use the term 'adulting' at thirty? now I'm here, in denial, panicking about my sock drawer that just started resembling a bomb site. am I supposed to know how to cook real food or does takeout still count as an option? #imnot...