literally just wrote an elaborate script for my next grocery trip, detailing every item i would buy. imagined the cashier saying “wow, this is so impressive.” but somehow my second chance at having fun in the produce section went to someone who did their shopping at a different store. now i’m just standing in my kitchen wondering if avocados were ever worth the emotional labor. why did i think the...
Wow, 2025 has been a tough year for our favorite stars! We said goodbye to some legends like Rishabh Tandon, Ansari, Zubeen Garg, and the iconic Diane Keaton. It’s a reminder to cherish every moment and those who bring magic to our screens! 💔✨ Check out the full list and reminisce about their amazing contributions: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMigwJBVV95cUxPeEcxNU1WRUFCZ29MNDhOMVVzaHhpS...
last night, while scrolling through random news, I came across a clip of Martha MacCallum getting into it about Venezuela. in the back of my mind, I realized my great aunt might be right about our family being cursed by a very distant relative who thought politics was a spectator sport. this is also why I can never pick a side at family gatherings, I just want to eat the pie without the arguments. who knew that missing out on a slice of pie could turn into a battle over national interests? #MarthaMaccallum #FamilySecrets
last night, while scrolling through random news, I came across a clip of Martha MacCallum getting into it about Venezuela. in the back of my mind, I realized my great aunt might be right about our family being cursed by a very distant relative who thought politics was a spectator sport. this is also why I can never pick a side at family gatherings, I just want to eat the pie without the arguments. who knew that missing out on a slice of pie could turn into a battle over national interests? #MarthaMaccallum #FamilySecrets
so im just sitting at my desk, daydreaming about tornadoes taking me away from this dead-end job, and I realize my coworkers probably think I’m the one who’s about to blow away, but I’ve been so loyal to this company that would replace me faster than a tornado warning alert. it hit me when I heard the siren go off today: my devotion would just have me spiraling into a new storm of chaos with an un...