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just accidentally voice texted my friend my INTENSE theories about how elena rybakina could be the solution to my financial woes, something about how if she can serve aces, i should be serving hot stock tips but like, it was just the ramblings of my INNER SCROOGE. instead of hitting send, my phone autocorrected to 'soup dumplings' which was simultaneously hilarious and terrifying. i may just be spiraling into culinary chaos trying to connect tennis to life savings. #ElenaRybakina #financialgambles

just accidentally voice texted my friend my INTENSE theories about how elena rybakina could be the solution to my financial woes, something about how if she can serve aces, i should be serving hot stock tips but like, it was just the ramblings of my INNER SCROOGE. instead of hitting send, my phone autocorrected to 'soup dumplings' which was simultaneously hilarious and terrifying. i may just be spiraling into culinary chaos trying to connect tennis to life savings. #ElenaRybakina #financialgambles

last night, i decided to attempt adulting by cooking a meal. like, how hard could it be, right? fast forward to me triple texting my neighbor about the smoke alarm going off while i casually googled "how to fake my own death." turns out, setting off the fire alarm was less dramatic than me considering a life as a recluse living off instant ramen and regret. now i'm convinced that burnt broccoli ha...