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i made eye contact with a stranger while shopping for cheap pasta. now i can’t stop imagining what our wedding might look like. i think we would serve spaghetti at the reception because obviously romance starts with carbs, right? but then i remember, i don’t even know their name. suddenly, every decision feels life-or-death, like i’m in a rom-com without a script. maybe this is how delusional co...

last night, my family was bragging to the neighbors about my “amazing achievements” like I’m some trophy from the Ford Trophy while I sat in my room wondering how I could “achieve” the courage to leave my couch, matlab, my biggest feat lately is managing to microwave frozen food without burning it, ya know? I could feel them parading me around like a museum piece, unaware that I just googled “how to become an influencer” out of desperation. matlab, seriously? they think I'm living the dream while I'm just trying to find where all my socks disappeared, bhai. #FordTrophy #LifeGoals

last night, my family was bragging to the neighbors about my “amazing achievements” like I’m some trophy from the Ford Trophy while I sat in my room wondering how I could “achieve” the courage to leave my couch, matlab, my biggest feat lately is managing to microwave frozen food without burning it, ya know? I could feel them parading me around like a museum piece, unaware that I just googled “how to become an influencer” out of desperation. matlab, seriously? they think I'm living the dream while I'm just trying to find where all my socks disappeared, bhai. #FordTrophy #LifeGoals

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to feel this way. sometimes, life gets tough just before it turns a corner, and brighter days are ahead, even if they feel far away. #InnerStrength #StayStrong