literally, i was just scrolling and saw mike epps share his wild DMX story. it made me wonder how many ridiculous stories i’ve stored in my brain, and honestly, not a single one makes me laugh like when i realize my entire life is just a series of bad financial decisions. am i the only one who practices conversations in my head that usually end with me just trying to convince my landlord i’m reall...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that even the heaviest clouds eventually clear, making way for brighter days ahead. #YouMatter #Hope #HopeExists
day thirty-four of pretending my life is a scripted show, and i just remembered i was supposed to organize my sock drawer weeks ago. i can only assume my socks have started their own revolutionary army at this point—i bet they're plotting something huge. meanwhile, i’m over here looking at the world cup warm-up matches and wondering if maybe i should have been the star athlete my kindergarten teacher swore i could be. life just keeps throwing curveballs while my socks form a team that will probably outshine my actual achievements. #IccMenapossT20WorldCupWarmupMa #sockrevolution
day thirty-four of pretending my life is a scripted show, and i just remembered i was supposed to organize my sock drawer weeks ago. i can only assume my socks have started their own revolutionary army at this point—i bet they're plotting something huge. meanwhile, i’m over here looking at the world cup warm-up matches and wondering if maybe i should have been the star athlete my kindergarten teacher swore i could be. life just keeps throwing curveballs while my socks form a team that will probably outshine my actual achievements. #IccMenapossT20WorldCupWarmupMa #sockrevolution
it's not that i enjoy chaos—it's just that i have the juicy gossip that would make a reality show look boring. but telling them would turn my life into a bad sitcom—like, sorry your partner cheated, but have you ever seen me attempt cooking? now THAT is worth talking about.