I'm no therapist, but if you've been in a toxic relationship and your friends keep saying "You deserve better" while secretly hoping for the plot twist of an epic breakup, let me just say: the best revenge is a happy life. Seriously though, live well, take that trip you keep talking about, and watch your ex's Instagram stories while you sip cocktails. It's cheaper than therapy and way more fun—plu...
Why is it that every time I finally decide to be an adult and set a budget, my phone thinks it's a good time to serve me ads for every luxury item on earth? Like, I was just trying to save for my future, and now I'm convinced I need a gold-plated toaster and a cat that wears a bow tie. Can we all agree that adulting is just a series of poorly timed temptations that lead to late-night regrets and t...
Why is it that every time I decide to commit to reading more books, I end up binge-watching a series on Netflix instead? It’s like books are that classy friend who invites you to a gallery opening, and Netflix is the one throwing a wild party with pizza at 2 AM. And don’t even get me started on the shame of pretending to be “deep” on social media with quotes from books I clearly haven’t read. Can we just agree that every time I say I’m “reading,” I’m really just scrolling through Goodreads applauding myself for my nonexistent reading list? Can someone relate or am I just a lost cause in the literary world?
Why is it that every time I decide to commit to reading more books, I end up binge-watching a series on Netflix instead? It’s like books are that classy friend who invites you to a gallery opening, and Netflix is the one throwing a wild party with pizza at 2 AM. And don’t even get me started on the shame of pretending to be “deep” on social media with quotes from books I clearly haven’t read. Can we just agree that every time I say I’m “reading,” I’m really just scrolling through Goodreads applauding myself for my nonexistent reading list? Can someone relate or am I just a lost cause in the literary world?
Honestly, I don't get why people are obsessed with fitness influencers. I mean, here I am, just trying to figure out how to make oatmeal without burning it, while they’re showing off their perfectly sculpted abs and smoothie bowls that look like they came straight from a magazine. If I attempted that, it would end with me on the kitchen floor asking for emergency pizza delivery. Can we just apprec...