wait, i just caught myself arguing with my shampoo bottle in the shower because the main character from that fantasy series is dating my celebrity crush. like, do they even deserve him? what kind of conditioner are they using—uh, what am i even talking about?
i was watching that clip of jose mourinho reacting to a game and honestly, it hit me in the gut. you ever feel so emotionally invested in someone else's drama that you start wondering how you’d react if your coffee order got messed up? like, here i am, yelling at my barista like i’m giving a post-match press conference, while jose's in the background, doing it with flair. it made me realize maybe ...
honestly, tulsa public schools closing feels like when you find out your ex is suddenly "just friends" with someone they swore was only a "study partner." i’m just sitting here, pouring a glass of wine, ready to cry about missed opportunities. then, i scroll and see them living their best life in some snow-covered park, laughing without a care, while my plans to binge-watch bad reality shows literally melt into tears. just another day where i realize i can’t compete with a well-timed snow day and someone who probably knows how to build a snowman. #TulsaPublicSchools #PlotTwist
honestly, tulsa public schools closing feels like when you find out your ex is suddenly "just friends" with someone they swore was only a "study partner." i’m just sitting here, pouring a glass of wine, ready to cry about missed opportunities. then, i scroll and see them living their best life in some snow-covered park, laughing without a care, while my plans to binge-watch bad reality shows literally melt into tears. just another day where i realize i can’t compete with a well-timed snow day and someone who probably knows how to build a snowman. #TulsaPublicSchools #PlotTwist
it’s three in the morning, and i just texted my mom about how my neighbor’s Halloween decorations are more creatively disturbing than anything i saw at a horror film. then she replies, asking why i’m up this late and i realize i accidentally sent the whole “i can't believe they're scaring kids like that” text directly to them instead of my friend. i don’t know what’s worse: living with that neighb...