have you ever accidentally liked a photo from 47 weeks ago? I swear, I thought I was scrolling for my usual dose of self-pity. Instead, I find myself liking a candid shot of my crush… dressed as Berlin, but this isn’t even a Halloween pic! It’s bad enough that I’m obsessed with a character from a money heist spin-off, now I have to explain to my therapist how a fictional criminal mastermind has be...
if you are in a tough spot right now, know that every hard moment is a step towards a brighter chapter that is waiting for you. #Encouragement #Healing #SelfCare
honestly, I’ve started smiling and nodding at people who talk about how "cabbage is the superfood of the century." I don’t know what a century is, but I’m pretty sure cabbage has no superpowers. it’s just a sad, leafy vegetable. but it’s easier than admitting I once spent an entire afternoon making a cabbage smoothie that tasted like regret in a cup. turns out, I’d rather lie about my health than admit I lost to a vegetable.
honestly, I’ve started smiling and nodding at people who talk about how "cabbage is the superfood of the century." I don’t know what a century is, but I’m pretty sure cabbage has no superpowers. it’s just a sad, leafy vegetable. but it’s easier than admitting I once spent an entire afternoon making a cabbage smoothie that tasted like regret in a cup. turns out, I’d rather lie about my health than admit I lost to a vegetable.
the way that everyone seems to love mushrooms on their pizza, but if I say I dislike them, suddenly I’m the difficult one? no, because I once saw a mushroom try to escape off my plate like it had somewhere better to be. I’m not just a fussy eater; I’m the brave soul keeping fungi in check.