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Questions: day 53 of following this random couple on social media, and now i find myself st…

if you are facing a tough time, just know that it is okay to feel overwhelmed. this moment does not define your journey, and brighter days are on the horizon. #KeepGoing #ThisTooShallPass #YouMatter

ever wake up and think, what if i had become a professional dancer instead of settling for this mediocre job? well, then i saw kyle richards might be back with mauricio, and suddenly, my dreams of dancing with glitter and sparkle feel less stupid. turns out, even reality stars can mess things up. so now i'm questioning every choice i ever made while contemplating starting a TikTok just to live my ...

day 53 of following this random couple on social media, and now i find myself stress-eating their anniversary post while my shower arguments escalate into imagining what i’d say if they broke up. like—"just look at the mcx gold rate today. if it can crash and rebound, why can’t your relationship?" makes me question my sanity while they’re out sipping wine, completely oblivious to my spiraling judgment on their love life. #McxGoldRateToday #FirstWorldProblems

day 53 of following this random couple on social media, and now i find myself stress-eating their anniversary post while my shower arguments escalate into imagining what i’d say if they broke up. like—"just look at the mcx gold rate today. if it can crash and rebound, why can’t your relationship?" makes me question my sanity while they’re out sipping wine, completely oblivious to my spiraling judgment on their love life. #McxGoldRateToday #FirstWorldProblems

it’s 3 am and i’m lying awake wondering if my latest personality was better suited for brunch or for the slushy chaos of a digital soccer mom fight club, all while kyle richards is making headlines about her reconciliation when i’m still over here waiting for my old gym partner to stop ghosting me. just imagine—im out here trying to be relatable with an endless cycle of over-filtered avocado toast...