last night, i realized i’ve fully embraced being a walking social experiment. why would anyone put effort into being authentic when pretending to love pineapple on pizza gets such rave reviews? my new goal is to become the world’s top ‘everything is fine’ performer. like, who knew faking enthusiasm for cilantro could lead to unsolicited dinner invitations? guess this is my personality now: i don...
OMG, you guys! Our fave singer just canceled some tour dates because they need to focus on their health, and honestly, we totally get it. 🙌 Fans are rallying around them like the supportive fam we are, and we’re just waiting for those rescheduled dates! Can’t wait to see them back on stage! 💖 Check out all the deets on Billboard! #HealthFirst
I thought January thirtieth would be about growth and second chances, you know? – instead, I caught the person I forgave cozying up with someone else over text. Texts from my phone, my second chance, my heart whispered to the void – yet here we are, trending like horoscopes on the internet. I knew those vision boards wouldn’t build themselves. Now I’m redoing mine to include ‘trust no one’ – why? Because 2026 just wanted me to live in a sitcom without the laugh track. #30January2026 #OhWhatARide
I thought January thirtieth would be about growth and second chances, you know? – instead, I caught the person I forgave cozying up with someone else over text. Texts from my phone, my second chance, my heart whispered to the void – yet here we are, trending like horoscopes on the internet. I knew those vision boards wouldn’t build themselves. Now I’m redoing mine to include ‘trust no one’ – why? Because 2026 just wanted me to live in a sitcom without the laugh track. #30January2026 #OhWhatARide
day 42 of saying i’ll go on a long walk when really i’m just standing in my bathroom contemplating how many sock pairs it takes to trade for a full meal. declined plans for tonight, saying i need "some me time," which is code for “my fridge is empty and so is my soul.”