Why is it that I can binge-watch an entire series in one night, but can't manage to read a single book without feeling like I'm solving a Rubik's Cube blindfolded? If you’re like me, you’ve probably got a stack of “to be read” books gathering dust because you can't get past the first chapter. Just a thought, but maybe I should start reading books with fewer words and more pictures. Classic self-sa...
So, I was at this wedding last week and the moment I walked in, I was greeted by my aunt’s infamous “Oh, you’ve put on weight!” comment. Like, thank you for stating the obvious, Auntie. But wait, it gets better. I find out that Sharma ji ka beta, who has the personality of a wet sock, has suddenly become the family’s poster boy because he finally got a girlfriend. Meanwhile, my mom is nudging me l...
Why is it that every time I order food, it takes longer than my last relationship? Like, I could literally have a heartfelt breakdown and rediscover my life goals in the time it takes for my pizza to arrive. And don’t even get me started on how I always manage to order from the one place that insists on being a “20-minute delivery” but somehow shows up an hour late... a little consistency, guys! Is it too much to ask?
Why is it that every time I order food, it takes longer than my last relationship? Like, I could literally have a heartfelt breakdown and rediscover my life goals in the time it takes for my pizza to arrive. And don’t even get me started on how I always manage to order from the one place that insists on being a “20-minute delivery” but somehow shows up an hour late... a little consistency, guys! Is it too much to ask?
So I finally decided to take a solo trip because, you know, 'self-care' and all that jazz. Ended up in a small town where the only thing to do was eat and hike, which is great until you realize you're the only one hiking alone and everyone else is part of a cute couple. Like, do I really look that single, universe? The highlight was getting lost on the trail and accidentally crashing a couple's an...