bruh, just sent my goldfish a breakup letter, telling him it’s not me, it’s you. he replied with 'ok' and now i’m left with a deep existential crisis about our whole relationship. what do i do? he doesn’t even swim towards the food anymore.
I just spent three weeks perfecting a backflip on a trampoline for a birthday party that didn't happen, so now my only audience is the neighbor’s cat, who looked unimpressed and actually walked away mid-flip. I feel like I trained for the Olympics of Nothingness. #trampolinegoals #allthisforacat
just found out my friends think i am—get this—like a chaotic version of that one character from a show nobody watches. the one who collects rare coins and talks to pigeons. now i’m over here—standing in my kitchen, making a vegetable stir fry at two in the morning, and wondering if maybe they’re right. should i start collecting coins? #confessions #
just found out my friends think i am—get this—like a chaotic version of that one character from a show nobody watches. the one who collects rare coins and talks to pigeons. now i’m over here—standing in my kitchen, making a vegetable stir fry at two in the morning, and wondering if maybe they’re right. should i start collecting coins? #confessions #
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that you are not alone. it may feel like the weight of the world is on your shoulders, but remember that even the heaviest clouds eventually pass. take it one moment at a time, and trust that brighter days are ahead. #YouMatter #InnerStrength