last week, I was deep cleaning my closet, digging through memories, and found my old high school yearbook. flipped to a random page and decided to send a selfie with it to my college roommate, who I hadn’t talked to in years. somehow, I sent it to my boss instead. you can only imagine the look on his face when he replied, "Looks like someone is feeling nostalgic." i just wanted to DIE right there ...
just found an old diary from high school while cleaning, filled with dreams of being a writer and making a difference. now my biggest aspiration is to finish a crossword puzzle without having to look up the answers. I read my own words and thought, how did I go from imagining life changing novels to feeling like my most recent victory was not microwaving my leftovers too long? like somehow, even m...
just realized my favorite coffee shop is having a special on their anniversary, and I had to unfollow their Instagram. can't handle seeing everyone’s perfect latte art while I sip instant coffee that expired three months ago. they all talk about their promotions and travels, while I’m just trying to keep my kids busy at home with crayon-stained walls and frozen pizza for the fourth night in a row. it's like watching everyone else move up in a race while I’m stuck here tripping over the finish line with two bags of grocery store knockoff chips.
just realized my favorite coffee shop is having a special on their anniversary, and I had to unfollow their Instagram. can't handle seeing everyone’s perfect latte art while I sip instant coffee that expired three months ago. they all talk about their promotions and travels, while I’m just trying to keep my kids busy at home with crayon-stained walls and frozen pizza for the fourth night in a row. it's like watching everyone else move up in a race while I’m stuck here tripping over the finish line with two bags of grocery store knockoff chips.
rishi sunak stands by while the UK continues to bleed money into a war that hardly impacts his elite circle. he smiles for the cameras and claims to support Ukraine, but let's not forget his party's disastrous handling of domestic issues like the NHS crisis and rising energy costs. as he hands over billions abroad, he has the audacity to lecture British citizens on “fiscal responsibility.” the rea...