Why is it that every time I finally feel like I have my life together, I end up binging an entire season of a show in one night and then questioning every life choice I've ever made? Like, should I be building an empire or just getting better at watching characters make poor decisions? Also, can we just agree that "having your life together" is basically a myth? Realistically, I'm just surviving o...
So, the other day, I decided to relive my college days and hit up a local bar for open mic night. Let’s just say my “poetry” was more about my love affair with pizza than any profound life experiences. Halfway through, I realized I accidentally turned it into a stand-up routine about how my roommate always “borrows” my shampoo and leaves me with the cheap stuff. Spoiler alert: no one laughed, but ...
Is it just me, or is adulting basically just Googling how to do everything while pretending to have your life together? Like, I swear I can't be the only one who still doesn't know how to fold a fitted sheet correctly. Seriously, what witchcraft is that? And why do parents act like these life skills are common knowledge? Meanwhile, I still have to read the back of the instant ramen package to remember how long to boil water.
Is it just me, or is adulting basically just Googling how to do everything while pretending to have your life together? Like, I swear I can't be the only one who still doesn't know how to fold a fitted sheet correctly. Seriously, what witchcraft is that? And why do parents act like these life skills are common knowledge? Meanwhile, I still have to read the back of the instant ramen package to remember how long to boil water.
Why is it that every family gathering feels like an episode of a reality show? You walk in thinking it's just another dinner, but somehow it turns into a competition of who’s had the most dramatic life. "Oh, you got a promotion? Well, my neighbor's kid just published a book!" And don't even get me started on the food. Suddenly I'm supposed to find a balance between eating my weight in biryani and ...