so i finally set aside a day to tackle this massive pile of junk mail that i have been ignoring for ages and instead of finding something useful, i opened a letter about a forgotten subscription to a magazine i did not even remember ordering which is clearly absurd since i am a minimalist and all it does is take up space, i mean, who needs a twelve-month supply of a magazine dedicated to advanced ...
so i accidentally told my boss i was excited for the “hot dog” presentation instead of “log” and everyone looked at me like i lost it and now it’s this running joke, so great turning 40 alone with takeout remembering that moment.
just spent 30 minutes arguing with a microwave because it wouldn't heat up my leftovers so now i'm literally just staring at the empty plate and realizing this is the closest i'll get to a good meal today before heading back to a couch that's basically my new best friend.
just spent 30 minutes arguing with a microwave because it wouldn't heat up my leftovers so now i'm literally just staring at the empty plate and realizing this is the closest i'll get to a good meal today before heading back to a couch that's basically my new best friend.
kuch samajh nahi aa raha, meri 98 percent ki score par parents ne woh 2 marks ka kyun bola, i mean meri dosto ki salary 30 thousand hai, aur main ek taraf chhoti si apartment me ghar kar raha hoon, koi samajhta nahi ke kab se main itni mehnat kar raha hoon.