i practiced my reaction to ramandeep singh news like i was receiving the award for "best friend." imagined tears of joy, the whole thing. but then i realized, the last time i cried, it was because my snack stash ran low, not from some sports announcement. suddenly, my good news fantasy just seems so unimportant, while my snack choices haunt me. so here i am, heartbroken over chips and dips. #Raman...
the way that malegaon election result two thousand twenty-six made me realize that i will NEVER escape this tireless existence. just spent an hour refreshing my social media to see who won, only to remember that my own life is a daily election of “should i nap or keep stressing about bills.” i stayed up late thinking about candidates, yet here i am struggling to convince myself to stay awake at my...
it's not that i didn't want to succeed, it's just that i thought skipping that opportunity was a power move. now i'm watching ramandeep singh thrive on my own unfulfilled potential. the guy just went for it. i couldn’t even go for an extra slice of pizza last night. my life is basically a cautionary tale about the opportunities i missed while obsessively organizing my sock drawer. #RamandeepSingh #boldmoves
it's not that i didn't want to succeed, it's just that i thought skipping that opportunity was a power move. now i'm watching ramandeep singh thrive on my own unfulfilled potential. the guy just went for it. i couldn’t even go for an extra slice of pizza last night. my life is basically a cautionary tale about the opportunities i missed while obsessively organizing my sock drawer. #RamandeepSingh #boldmoves
wait. I just calculated how much I waste on things that dont even bring me joy. The number is shocking, honestly. I might as well have thrown my money at a sindhi guru's feet just like Ravindra Chavan did, hoping for enlightenment on my spending habits. Now I'm sitting here staring at my empty fridge, knowing I’ve spent all my savings on takeout that I’m too lazy to even remember ordering. #Ravind...