matlab, yaar, i once mixed up my grocery list and sent my mom a text asking her to buy “rat poison” instead of “raspberries” and she freaked out completely like seriously freaked out.
so i literally just sat on my couch in my tiny apartment and watched my neighbor bring home a brand new couch while mine is literally a hand-me-down from my parents with stains and the one bulb flickers so it feels like a horror movie and it just hits me that they are literally living the life i always wanted, and i work two jobs making barely enough to cover rent but no one knows cause i always s...
मतलब, जब चिट्ठी आई और मुझे लगा था सब खत्म, वो रूम का किराया भी समझा था ऐसा थोड़ी होता है लेकिन जब सब कुछ नॉर्मल निकला, यार, फिर तो लगा जैसे ये बहुत बड़ा वजन उतर गया...
मतलब, जब चिट्ठी आई और मुझे लगा था सब खत्म, वो रूम का किराया भी समझा था ऐसा थोड़ी होता है लेकिन जब सब कुछ नॉर्मल निकला, यार, फिर तो लगा जैसे ये बहुत बड़ा वजन उतर गया...
so i casually told my coworker i lost twins and the next week she asks if we’re thinking of trying again like i just misplaced my keys or something - i mean, it’s not like they were in the couch cushions, right?