literally just typed a whole message about how much I hate pants but then remembered I was wearing sweatpants the entire time. honestly, who does that? am I seriously this dedicated to self-sabotage? honestly, when did my passion for freedom of leg movement become my greatest personality trait? #selfreport #livingmybestlife
i think about apologizing to that kid i used to bully, but honestly, they probably rather me get hit by a truck than acknowledge my existence. like, do i send them a letter? a singing telegram? what if they open the door and i spontaneously combust from shame? maybe we just agree to be strangers forever, and i can sit here wondering if they're now living their best life in a remote cabin, thriving...
last night, I sat in a blizzard, gripping my couch like it was a life raft. just moments before, my boss praised someone else for my brilliant idea—while I stared blankly at my half-finished dinner that could have used the extra sprinkle of my own brilliance. now I’m wondering if my true talent lies in crafting elaborate breakup speeches for nonexistent relationships, because clearly, I could use a fresh start—even if the world is covered in snow. #Blizzard #WinterStruggles
last night, I sat in a blizzard, gripping my couch like it was a life raft. just moments before, my boss praised someone else for my brilliant idea—while I stared blankly at my half-finished dinner that could have used the extra sprinkle of my own brilliance. now I’m wondering if my true talent lies in crafting elaborate breakup speeches for nonexistent relationships, because clearly, I could use a fresh start—even if the world is covered in snow. #Blizzard #WinterStruggles
I thought I’d be the superstar of my friend group—holding court with the team while we celebrated the latest cricket match. But instead—I'm just sitting here, flabbergasted—hearing they all picked sides and I'm the last person standing, scrolling through T20 highlights alone while mentally prepping for imaginary arguments over pizza toppings. I mean, seriously, why did I even wear the India jersey...